Let Mr. Cagle convince you that he’s not the man for the job… or any job involving heavy machinery, public speaking, persuasive argument, etc.
Why Do I Need An Attorney?
Hey y’all.
This woman would make the perfect candidate for The Real Housewives of Texas. She’s got all the right (wrong) things going on here: dark roots, teased bangs, the mega wave, and the rest of her fake blonde glory cascading down just one shoulder (because y’all know I got to flash this diamond on ma ear). Classic big-haired lady Texan.
I really enjoyed watching her hair explain the contingency fee basis; it distracts from her drunken Texas drawl and dopey eyes.
I’m only half sure?
Is this why people don’t take Mexicans seriously?
See the eye-rony?
Apostle Greed
“By Grace and mercy of Jesus, I have faith in His Death, Burial and Resurrection. I know little else, for sure, in life, except the Judeo-Christian Scriptures, and the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.”
As we all know, Jesus was an unwavering supporter of attorneys and the pursuit of money through litigation. All of the healing the sick, helping the poor stuff is just a rouse created by godless sodomites. One thing is for sure, I’m not certain that I want a lawyer representing me who follows scripture rather than precedent and law. Perhaps I’m mistaken, but I don’t remember reading anything about estate planning in bible class.
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Here Comes Honey Chau Chau Lawyer
Meet attorney Wendy Chau. Born in Vietnam and raised by her mother, she was the first of her family to go to school. “Her passion in life is to promote justice and equality for all” – sounds a lot like the garbage pageant queens spew to their audience. Her goals: “using existing laws and creating additional laws to protect people’s constitutional rights as a notable civil rights attorney” – because it’s all about world peace, ya know? Problem: aside from her sartorial choices being in complete violation of my civil rights, she has the nerve to pull the “Barbie Arm” in her profile shot. THAT BITCH.
ANOTHER BEAUTY PAGEANT GEM
Wait, so you’re a lawyer?
Ahh, Texas. Everything is truly bigger, better, faster, and fucking more insane in the lone star state. Here’s proof that Texas is the greatest country on Earth and why Adam Reposa is the best criminal defense attorney in Austin Fuckin Texas.
And more…
If you haven’t had enough of Mr. Reposa, then check out is “badass” battery operated website: http://www.dwibadass.com/dwibadass.com/Home.html (Tip: wear sunglasses).
Jesus Christ SAVES.
Who is the first person you call when you get into trouble? GOD. Let GOD release you on a payment plan by calling these clowns.
MILF Law
Your Friend and True Consultant.
Because MILFs need representation too.
Got Family Trouble? Hire A Dick.
I hate to make generalizations about people, but I think it’s safe to classify lawyers and attorneys as dicks, douchebags, blood-sucking sub-humans. Here we have Eric B. Dick, a Houston divorce and family law attorney who freely admits that he’s a dick. Such a noble admission by a one who preys on failed marriages, abusive spouses and unfit parents. I’m so proud.
